Los Angeles BMW Made In The UK

Posted in Uncategorized on November 30th, 2011 by Admin

Irrespective of where an individual acquires the Los Angeles BMW auto dealer, it truly is how as well as where a person drives the car that makes a real difference. Few encounters can match driving the BMW sports convertible with the top down, the wind in the hair, stereo system playing and the stars like thousands of diamonds in the sky along with the wonderful heated up seats.

Even though the company did not make motor vehicles till 1929, their background as an engine manufacturer began in 1916 when Bayerische Flugzeugwerke (BFw) in Bavaria joined with Fahrzeugfabrik Eisenach in Thuringia to build engines for airplanes. The first autos BMW made were British cars for sale in Germany through Bob Smith BMW Review.

When BMW began making their own cars in the 1930s, they were mostly sporty, beginning with the 328 roadster. When the two companies merged to become BMW, what started out as a motorcycle sideline grew to become an important part of the business. The BMW logo is based on the blue and white checks of the Bavarian flag.

The years following WW2 were difficult. The plant in Munich had been bombed and a lot of the sites left standing wound up currently being taken over by the Soviets. In addition, BMW was banned by the Allies from creating vehicles for three years. Through the years of the band, the organization made it through by developing motorcycles as well as kitchen gear. The Eisenach factory have been absorbed by the Soviets, who claimed to build BMWs for sale until 1951, right after which the Bavarian organization stepped in and stopped them from using the brand name, logo and signature ‘double kidney’ radiator grille.

The organization restarted generating passenger engine automobiles throughout 1952, however with a lot of troubles. These 507 and 503 designs proved to be too expensive to produce. By the end of the decade, BMW was focusing on creating bubble-cars like the egg-shaped Isetta.

The trademark ‘Hofmeister kink’ was formally launched in the BMW 1500 at the Frankfort Motor Show in 1961. The kink is a low forward bend in the C-pillar of the car, the piece of metal separating the rear windows from the glass in the rear. It was a subtle way of indicating that all beamers have rear-wheel drive.

By 1963, the company had survived two takeover attempts and was back on its feet. For the first time since before WWII, BMW was in a position to offer a dividend to its shareholders. In the 1990s, BMW began a joint venture with Rolls Royce Motors that meant the Rolls Royce Silver Seraph and the Bentley Arnage would use BMW engines. In 1998, BMW acquired the rights to use the name Rolls-Royce and RR on cars.

Command Performance: Lessons Learned

Posted in Romance Literature on November 30th, 2011 by Admin

This is a Tribute to An Goris and, since I’m not on Twitter, my attempt to retweet this, from Sarah Frantz: Huge congratulations to now Dr. for her successful defense of her dissertation on Nora Roberts’ books!!!!! Woohoo!!!

Having gained the Key of Knowledge, I hope you’ll Savor the Moment, An!



Disclaimer: the misuse of the NR seal should not be taken as an indication that Nora Roberts has begun awarding doctorates.

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WIN: Dorm Room Slide

Posted in Classic Literature on November 30th, 2011 by Admin

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Cosmic Crimes Stories #2

Posted in Fantasy Literature on November 29th, 2011 by Admin

cosmic-crime-2Okay, I don’t really know anything about Cosmic Crimes Stories. I’d never even heard about it until today.

But I know it’s cool. And let’s be honest — that should be good enough for you.

What is Cosmic Crimes Stories? I’m operating a little on faith here, since I’ve never actually seen a copy. But according to the website, it’s “a biannual digest of science fiction and fantasy crimes and criminals.”

Um, what?

A little more digging reveals that it’s a magazine of science fiction mysteries, tales of crime on far off planets and in strange dimensions. That alone makes it totally unique in the history of the genre, far as I know.

And it’s published two issues in 2011, which already makes it one of the most reliable small press magazines in the genre.

Here’s the blurb for the second issue, dated July 2011:

Crime will always be with us, and as laws evolve, so will the techniques of violating them. Will slavery exist when we encounter other intelligences, and if so, will the relationship be parasitic or symbiotic? What complications can arise when a detective pursues a criminal across dimensions? How does a perfect society react to an axe murderer in its midst?

Perhaps I just have a weakness for unusual magazines. But I’m intrigued. Maybe I’ll ask David Soyka to review the latest issue. That guy covers everything.

Cosmic Crimes Stories is published in January and July, and edited by Karen L. Newman. Individual issues are plus .50 shipping and handling, and a one-year subscription is plus S&H.  You can order online here.

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FAIL Nation: Stick The Landing FAIL

Posted in Classic Literature on November 29th, 2011 by Admin

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FAIL Nation: Gingivitis Genocide FAIL

Posted in Classic Literature on November 28th, 2011 by Admin

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On Polemic and Prosaic License

Posted in Fantasy Literature on November 28th, 2011 by Admin

colour-of-magicI have long felt that Terry Pratchett is badly underrated as an author.

Despite his massive success, the manner in which his book are marketed – a fabulous romp – tend to significantly underplay both the intelligence and the sensitivity of his Discworld novels. His books are simultaneously less superficially funny than they are supposed to be and more intellectually entertaining.

Whereas the humor in the earlier novels tended to revolve around slapstick gags, obvious subversions of genre tropes, and puns, it gradually gravitated towards an amusing form of social commentary wherein he addressed everything from Hollywood film-making, women in the military, and the theory of fiat currency to the precarious nature of technology investment.

While his conventional and fundamentally decent form of humanism has always been the foundation of his commentary, (usually shown from the perspective of his most fully developed character, Sam Vimes), he has seldom permitted it to override either the plot of the story or the ojbective of entertaining the reader.


Like most Pratchett fans, I was deeply dismayed to hear of his being diagnosed with early onset Alzheimer’s disease.

And like many Pratchett fans, I was also dismayed to see that he had made himself the public face of legal euthanasia in the United Kingdom with his presentation of the BBC documentary Terry Pratchett: Choosing to Die earlier this year. This embrace of euthanasia is particularly ironic in light of the 39th novel in the Discworld series, which is entitled Snuff and deals with the dark subjects of slavery and large-scale slaughter. Let the hijinks begin!

Let me stress that Snuff is not, by any means, a bad novel. It contains an intriguing, if occasionally incoherent, murder mystery. It also contains a panoply of interesting and life-like characters who are richly drawn with all the expert skill one has come to expect of Pratchett.

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Unfortunately, it also contains what can only be described as a polemic that is unexpectedly crude as well as fundamentally dishonest.

The result is a book that can barely be described as a Discworld novel, containing as it does little of the humor and none of the intelligent social commentary that so many of its predecessors have.

It would be easy to blame this on Pratchett’s disease, but as he no longer actually writes the books, but dictates them to an assistant instead, the reader is left to wonder how much of the book is Pratchett and how much of it is Rob Wilkins, his assistant.

Now, I take no exceptions to polemics per se, being a reasonably well-known polemicist myself. But polemics in the guise of fictional entertainment tend to make for bad fiction. It is a testimony to the superlative skill of Pratchett that Snuff is not only quite readable, but even touching in parts despite its devolution into bad polemics. For if I take no exception to polemics, I do take exception to bad polemics that are not only blatantly dishonest, but downright unfair.

For example, appropos of nothing, Pratchett has a character blaming a massacre that clearly took place as the result of a misunderstanding, being the rescue of a young girl that people believed, not without reason, was going to be eaten, on religion.

Best not to say anything, then,’ said Miss Beedle. ‘All slaughtered, for no reason at all. It happens. Everybody knows they’re a worthless people, don’t they? I tell you, commander, it’s true that some of the most terrible things in the world are done by people who think, genuinely think, that they’re doing it for the best, especially if there is some god involved.

This is vastly ironic, as Pratchett follows it up on the very next page as follows:

Miss Beedle stood up and brushed at her dress, as if trying to remove the crumbs of history. Standing there, in the chintzy room with the harp in it, she said, ‘I don’t know who those people were who killed the goblins and beat my mother, but if I ever found out I would slaughter them without a thought, because good people have no business being so bad. Goodness is about what you do. Not what you pray to. And that’s how it went,’ she said.

So, if we are to follow what passes for Pratchett’s logic here, rescuing a little girl from confirmed cannibals and killing the cannibals is evil, but slaughtering people who haven’t done anything to you, but have merely harmed one of your relatives is the hallmark of a sympathetic character. And god and prayer make things worse, even though they’re not involved in any way. And Pratchett demonstrates his utilitarian amorality when he attempts to make a moral case for situational cannibalism.

Cheery Littlebottom shrugged. ‘But eating your own child, that’s got to be wrong, yes?’

‘Well, sergeant,’ said A. E. Pessimal, ‘I have read about such things and if you think of the outcomes, which are the death of both mother and child or the death of the child but the possible life of the mother, the conclusion must be that her decision is right.

snuffNeedless to say, it is this very logic that has reliably produced the very sort of dreadful events that Pratchett decries, however incoherently, in the voice of Miss Beedle. But the worst part of the polemical aspect of Snuff is the way in which the end of the slave trade, which in this case concerns the subhuman, cannibalistic goblins, is presented as the result of the decent secular humanism of Sam Vimes.

This would be excusable as a pure fantasy digression from the historical reality, but in combination with the pointless anti-religious posturing and the introduction of a minor character named “Bewilderforce Gumption”, it instead tends to demonstrate the shameless dishonesty of the social commentary. While Gumption is not a negative commentary on William Wilberforce, the Christian evangelical who spearheaded the abolitionist movement, his name does serve to indicate that Pratchett knows the historical reality of the slave trade and chose to ignore it because it tends to weaken, if not undermine entirely, his polemic.

None of this should be taken as an argument that Terry Pratchett does not have full prosaic license to create whatever world he can imagine. But once a writer steps beyond the bounds of pure fantasy and wishes his fiction to be understood as commentary on more serious manners, he has the concomitant duty to understand that his work can and will be criticized on the legitimacy of the commentary, not merely the entertainment value.

And it is not being hypersensitive to point out the pernicious nature of his dishonesty here; consider this glowing review from a reader on Amazon: “This is an excellent study of prejudice without basis and the influence it can have.” It is, in fact, nothing of the kind. The prejudice is well-founded, the study is totally without any basis in science, reason, or history, and the claimed influence is simply false.

While there are works where the polemical aspects actually add to the literary quality of the work, such as Animal Farm, or even serve as its only redeeming value, as with Atlas Shrugged, in the case of Snuff, the poor quality of the polemic serves to reduce the entertainment value of the novel, and not simply for those who perceive it. As another reviewer noted, “it bears little resemblance to [the Discworld] series”. Given the likelihood that Pratchett appears to be rapidly approaching the end of the series, fans of it can only hope that the 39th novel does not serve as the final word on the subject.

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Romance, Readers, Affect

Posted in Romance Literature on November 27th, 2011 by Admin
During my lecture at McDaniel, I returned to Susan Quilliam’s polemic and asked about the place of romance in therapy, therapy in romance. As a literary theorist, there are aspects of Quilliam’s work that I want to agree with, namely that romance – like any literary text – has an affective power. We are moved to laughter, to tears, to joy, to sadness, to pleasure by the texts we read. Dina Georgis, though not writing about romance novels, writes: “By awakening us to loss, literature incites our weeping” (“Hearing the better Story” 171). But, to recognise this affective power and possibility is to also recognise that Quilliam asserts, romances teach readers to have sex without condoms. Where Quilliam and I depart is about the role romance can and does have in the lives of readers and writers.
We are reminded often enough about the dangers of romance fiction. Jean Lush and Pam Vredevelt’s Women and Stress: Practical Ways to Manage Tension provides a telling example:
When I was writing my first book, Emotional Phases of a Woman’s Life, I decided to investigate the reading material women were buying. I called bookstores and secondhand shops that handled thousands of paperbacks. One morning, in a used-book store, I witnessed a woman bringing in a huge sack of romantic novels to exchange for dozens more. I asked her why she read so many of these books, and she said, “I love romance. It’s my escape from a humdrum life, I guess.” [...]
Why is there such a colossal market for romantic paperbacks? Some would say this is one positive way women can stimulate their love life. However, many romance novel readers admit to being addicted to these books. They express a desire to break the habit because it robs them of time for other healthy involvements.
I think these books serve as a substitute for reality for some women who do not feel romantically fulfilled, but I question the benefits of getting lost in fiction. If anything, this habit may stir up unrealistic expectations and make them feel less satisfied with life as it is. (81)
I am willing to recognize, as I did in my lecture, that there are probably “extreme readers” for whom the romance novel is genuinely an addiction, but these readers are “extreme.” As for “escap[ing] from a humdrum life,” I’d imagine that many of us read fiction to “escape” our daily lives. Orhan Pamuk opens The Naïve and Sentimental Novelist with these words:
Novels are second lives. Like the dreams that the French poet Gérard de Nerval speaks of, novels reveal the colors and complexities of our lives and are full of people, faces, and objects we feel we recognize. Just as in dreams, when we read novels we are sometimes so powerfully struck by the extraordinary nature of the things we encounter that we forget where we are and envision ourselves in the midst of the imaginary events and people we are witnessing. At such times, we feel that the fictional world we encounter and enjoy is more real that the real world itself. (3)
Of course this could become a problem, a problem that leads Don Quixote to fight windmills in search of Dulcinea, a problem that leads Madame Bovary to be lost in romantic fantasy. But is this genuinely the “norm” and if it is the “norm” is it so extreme that it requires an intervention? For Donna Patrow, this is a reason for concern:
her inclination toward soap opera addiction will undoubtedly compromise her mental purity. [...] With that type of lifestyle, she’s inclined to attract the wrong sort of friends – friends who drag her down rather than challenge her to grow mentally and spiritually. Maybe her soap opera buddies will introduce her to racy romance novels, and she’ll become addicted to those, as well (see 2 Cor. 12:20; 2 Thess. 3:11). This can lead to a type of emotional adultery that is extremely destructive to your love life. (105-106)
Romance fiction, like soap operas, may very well be dangerous but this presumes that all readers of romance fiction will become “addicted” to a point where the addiction is debilitating and interferes with daily life to such a degree that some radical change is needed. Such a perspective is, to my mind, the most dystopian reading of romantic fiction (at least on the critic’s part). Surely, there is a way in which the critic can imagine a more utopian outcome for romantic fiction.
In my paper, I argued that indeed romantic fiction could serve more utopian ends. The argument that I am interested in is about what romantic fiction can teach its readers. If romantic fiction is powerful enough to teach readers not to use condoms, it surely too must be endowed with a similar power to teach readers about what an ideal relation might look like. I am not arguing that all relations will be ideal and everything will work out perfectly, indeed, I don’t think many romance novels advocate this either. Pamela Regis’s eight components of a romance novel don’t begin with perfection and then outline another seven perfect steps. The romance novel includes: conflict, points of ritual death, barriers. What romance does differently than lived romances is that it guarantees a happily ever after, but that happily ever after is only possible because the relation is itself a journey in which the reader and the heroine encounter barriers to the relationship, conflicts intrinsic to the relationship (which often enough reflect very real conflicts that can translate to the reader’s own life), and points of ritual death. The point of romance fiction, I argued, is less the happily ever after (though we demand this) and more the journey towards the happily ever after.

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Mass Celebration

Posted in Pop Literature on November 26th, 2011 by Admin

Word has it there are massive demonstrations in Egypt, Syria, and Tibet, as well as in downtown areas of our own country. What could possibly be the reason?

I figure it has to be out-of-control joy at the launch of my great new book review blog, Blitz Book Review! What else?

Join the excitement at http://www.blitzreview.blogspot.com/

Don DeLillo, Joyce Oates, and David F. Wallace are already at the party. What about YOU?

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Pass Port Services Puerto Rico

Posted in Uncategorized on November 26th, 2011 by Admin

Puerto Rico is a territory of the United States of America (USA). It consists mainly of a small, rectangular island, along with five smaller islands east of Santo Domingo in the Caribbean Sea. Since 1917, commonwealth citizens have been citizens of the United States. For this reason, pasport services Puerto Rico issue American passports.

Travel Authorization

Generally, travellers to the United States of America or to any of its territories are expected to possess a visa, which they may obtain by application to the American Embassy located in their country of origin. However, according to the Visa Waiver Program, certain nationals may submit an application to the ESTA, the Electronic System for Travel Authorization. In order to qualify, they must plan to stay for no longer than ninety days and intend to travel for the purpose of either pleasure or business. They must also meet enhanced security requirements. You may have to apply for U S passports.

History Of Puerto Rico

Prior to the arrival of Christopher Columbus on his second voyage in November 1493, the islands of what is now the commonwealth were originally populated by an indigenous people called the Tainos. Despite invasions by France, England and the Netherlands, the islands remained under Spanish rule for more than 400 years. The islands were ceded by Spain to the United States in 1898 under the Treaty of Paris.

US Congress Involvement

Many aspects of life in the Commonwealth, such as currency, defense, interstate commerce communications and foreign relations, are legislated by the US Congress. Natives may not, however, vote in American presidential elections. Apart from San Juan, local government is run by a popularly elected mayor and council. San Juan, on the other hand, has a city-management rule.

Governors

The governor of the commonwealth is elected by the people and has been since 1948. Luiz Munoz Marin was the first native to be elected to the office. Prior to 1948, the governor was appointed by the American president. Prior to 1898, beginning in 1493, he was appointed by the ruling Spanish King. In 1579, the first native citizen to be appointed to the office was Juan Ponce de Leon II.

Physical Geography

In terms of physical geography, the main island is divided into three regions. There is a central mountain range, the Cordillera Central, which rises to an elevation of 4,000 feet at its highest peak. There is a plateau to the north and a coastal plain.

Tourist Season

The months from April to December mark the main tourist season. The islands experience summer temperatures all year round. The area is susceptible to hurricanes from May through November, although they are infrequent in June, July and August.

The USA passport services Puerto Rico are not necessary for US citizens who may travel freely. Non-US citizens who wish to stay longer than 90 days or who wish to work or study need to apply for a U.S. passport, which itself is not a guarantee of entry. All visitors are required to pass inspection by the United States Agriculture Department to make sure they are not carrying prohibited substances, such as certain fruits. Those found carrying prohibited items are given an immediate fine.